Tuesday 24 February 2009

Be Inspired

Again i just want to share these quotes with you. Be inspired!

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. David Brinkley

Failure is success if we learn from it.
Malcolm Forbes

Failure is success if we learn from it.
Malcolm Forbes

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other. Abraham Lincoln

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.
Harold MacMillan

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
Bill Cosby

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. Benjamin Disraeli

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it... Success is shy - it won't come out while you're watching.
Tennessee Williams

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. Joe Paterno

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year.
John Foster Dulles

Have a great day!!!

Random....

Hi Everyone,

I know i've been really terrible at blogging .The truth is i've simply been lazy. If you have any ideas as to how i can get up and get going pls, pls, pls share it with me. You know i discovered that i would rather write in my own hand writing than type ( i totally just love my handwriting. Don't be jealous you would if you saw it). Anyway that's not an excuse and i take responsibility for my nonchalant attitude. The thing is i love to read other people's blogs and i want my blog to be rich and happy too.... Ok enough chatter. I got this fowarded mail from family recently and it made me smile. So pls give me a chance to make you smile......


Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India

2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it!
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.


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